NFL 2016 Season Week 1 Picks

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Panthers 20 @ Broncos 21
Final
Thu, 9/8/16 7:30pm
9 Picks - 53% 8 Picks - 47%
Panthers
Panthers
Panthers
Panthers
Panthers
Panthers
Panthers
Panthers
Bears 14 @ Texans 23
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
1 Pick - 6% 16 Picks - 94%
Texans
Texans
Texans
Texans
Texans
Texans
Texans
Texans
Vikings 25 @ Titans 16
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
13 Picks - 76% 4 Picks - 24%
Vikings
Vikings
Vikings
Vikings
Vikings
Vikings
Vikings
Vikings
Chargers 27 @ Chiefs 33
final overtime
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
1 Pick - 6% 16 Picks - 94%
Chiefs
Chiefs
Chiefs
Chiefs
Chiefs
Chiefs
Chiefs
Chiefs
Raiders 35 @ Saints 34
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
8 Picks - 47% 9 Picks - 53%
Raiders
Raiders
Saints
Saints
Saints
Saints
Saints
Saints
Bills 7 @ Ravens 13
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
7 Picks - 44% 9 Picks - 56%
Ravens
Ravens
Ravens
Ravens
Bills
Bills
Bills
Bills
Browns 10 @ Eagles 29
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
5 Picks - 29% 12 Picks - 71%
Eagles
Eagles
Browns
Browns
Browns
Browns
Browns
Browns
Bengals 23 @ Jets 22
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
14 Picks - 82% 3 Picks - 18%
Bengals
Bengals
Bengals
Bengals
Jets
Jets
Bengals
Bengals
Buccaneers 31 @ Falcons 24
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
2 Picks - 13% 14 Picks - 87%
Falcons
Falcons
Falcons
Falcons
Falcons
Falcons
Falcons
Falcons
Packers 27 @ Jaguars 23
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 12:00pm
16 Picks - 94% 1 Pick - 6%
Packers
Packers
Jaguars
Jaguars
Packers
Packers
Packers
Packers
Dolphins 10 @ Seahawks 12
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 3:05pm
0 Picks - 0% 18 Picks - 100%
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks
Lions 39 @ Colts 35
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 3:25pm
4 Picks - 22% 14 Picks - 78%
Colts
Colts
Colts
Colts
Colts
Colts
Colts
Colts
Giants 20 @ Cowboys 19
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 3:25pm
16 Picks - 89% 2 Picks - 11%
Giants
Giants
Giants
Giants
Giants
Giants
Giants
Giants
Patriots 23 @ Cardinals 21
Final
Sun, 9/11/16 7:30pm
4 Picks - 22% 14 Picks - 78%
Cardinals
Cardinals
Cardinals
Cardinals
Cardinals
Cardinals
Cardinals
Cardinals
Steelers 38 @ Redskins 16
Final
Mon, 9/12/16 6:10pm
17 Picks - 94% 1 Pick - 6%
Steelers
Steelers
Steelers
Steelers
Steelers
Steelers
Redskins
Redskins
Rams 0 @ 49ers 28
Final
Mon, 9/12/16 9:20pm
12 Picks - 67% 6 Picks - 33%
Rams
Rams
Rams
Rams
49ers
49ers
Rams
Rams
Week Record11 - 5
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8 - 8
0.500
8 - 8
0.500
7 - 9
0.438
Worst Place
Season Record11 - 5
0.688
8 - 8
0.500
8 - 8
0.500
7 - 9
0.438
Scotttime Record1676 - 1006
0.625
1611 - 1071
0.601
1662 - 1020
0.620
1665 - 1017
0.621
No-Pack-Vike Record2228 - 1294
0.633
2159 - 1363
0.613
2231 - 1291
0.633
2214 - 1308
0.629
Lifetime Record2353 - 1396
0.628
2222 - 1527
0.593
2332 - 1417
0.622
2324 - 1425
0.620
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Panthers
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Vikings
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Ravens
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Falcons
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Rams

Week:10 - 6
0.625
Season:10 - 6
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Lifetime:1679 - 995
0.628
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CAR @ DEN - No Pick
CHI @ HOU - No Pick
MIN @ TEN - No Pick
SD @ KC - No Pick
OAK @ NO - No Pick
BUF @ BAL - No Pick
CLE @ PHI - No Pick
CIN @ NYJ - No Pick
TB @ ATL - No Pick
GB @ JAC - No Pick
Seahawks
Lions
Giants
Cardinals
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49ers

Week:5 - 1
0.833
Season:5 - 1
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Lifetime:1506 - 897
0.627
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Browns
Jets
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49ers

Week:9 - 7
0.562
Season:9 - 7
0.562
Lifetime:1265 - 825
0.605
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Titans
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Ravens
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Bengals
Buccaneers
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Seahawks
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Cardinals
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Rams

Week:11 - 5
0.688
Season:11 - 5
0.688
Lifetime:737 - 475
0.608
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Panthers
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Raiders
Ravens
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
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Cardinals
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Week:11 - 5
0.688
Season:11 - 5
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Lifetime:696 - 426
0.620
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Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Saints
Bills
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
49ers

Week:12 - 4
0.750
Season:12 - 4
0.750
Lifetime:1072 - 676
0.613
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Vikings
Chiefs
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Week:11 - 5
0.688
Season:11 - 5
0.688
Lifetime:845 - 504
0.626
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Week:12 - 4
0.750
Season:12 - 4
0.750
Lifetime:1097 - 579
0.654
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Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Raiders
Ravens
Eagles
Bengals
Buccaneers
Packers
Seahawks
Lions
Cowboys
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:13 - 3
0.812
Season:13 - 3
0.812
Lifetime:1042 - 565
0.648
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Broncos
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Saints
BUF @ BAL - No Pick
Eagles
Bengals
TB @ ATL - No Pick
Packers
Seahawks
Lions
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
49ers

Week:13 - 1
0.929
Season:13 - 1
0.929
Lifetime:434 - 259
0.626
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Broncos
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Raiders
Bills
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Cowboys
Cardinals
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Rams

Week:10 - 6
0.625
Season:10 - 6
0.625
Lifetime:373 - 216
0.633
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Broncos
Texans
Titans
Chiefs
Raiders
Bills
Eagles
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:10 - 6
0.625
Season:10 - 6
0.625
Lifetime:342 - 206
0.624
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Broncos
Bears
Titans
Chargers
Raiders
Bills
Browns
Bengals
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Colts
Giants
Cardinals
Steelers
Rams

Week:7 - 9
0.438
Season:7 - 9
0.438
Lifetime:7 - 9
0.438
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Broncos
Texans
Vikings
Chiefs
Saints
Bills
Eagles
Jets
Falcons
Packers
Seahawks
Lions
Giants
Patriots
Steelers
Rams

Week:11 - 5
0.688
Season:11 - 5
0.688
Lifetime:11 - 5
0.688
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Panthers 20 @ Broncos 21

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Sarah
Oh how exciting, a super bowl rematch. Rot in hell Peyton.
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Jon
Maybe Denver's defense will still give Cam and the offense trouble, but I have to believe it's going to be tough for a rookie QB against the Carolina defense.

edit: I realized hours later that I referred to him as a rookie QB when he's actually not a rookie, he just has hardly played in real games. Which actually is quite the difference, but I still think he could struggle.

Vikings 25 @ Titans 16

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Jeremy
Remember that one time things went well? Me neither.
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Sarah
Really rough break for Teddy, feel bad for the kid. I can't remember if the Titans were going to be good or bad so I'll give this one to the Vikings.
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Matt
Football sucks.
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Jon
I guess football is starting.

Packers 27 @ Jaguars 23

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Sarah
I could go to this game but have no one to go with me. Boo.
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Jon
Trap game.

Patriots 23 @ Cardinals 21

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Sarah
Suck a dick dumb shits. Sorry Brady pisses me off. Guilty. By the by, Bojack Horseman is great on Netflix.
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Jon
I only recently remembered Tom Brady is suspended or something.

Steelers 38 @ Redskins 16

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Sarah
Washington.
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Jon
Tough one. Hard not to let the comparative brands of each franchise influence the outlook.

Rams 0 @ 49ers 28

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Sarah
California versus California. Like that's a new thing. #teamkaepernick
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Jon
Another flashy California matchup.
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09/04/2016 @ 09:22:33 PM
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09/05/2016 @ 06:45:20 AM
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09/05/2016 @ 08:29:57 PM
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Scott Wrote - Today @ 06:45:20 AM
So, does nutcan have a new revenue stream, or was there a spambot on the loose?

Yea this was funny. Alas, no monies going into the pot that is the Nutcan petty cash.
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09/08/2016 @ 04:04:30 PM
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I'd just like to take a moment to appreciate all of you people we don't know in real life that keep coming back year after year. We're all kind of amazed by it.

I run this site and I still just about forget about setting up the picks every year, usually until someone else reminds me. That so many of you remember to check in annually to make your picks on some random rinky dink site that still has links to whatever the hell "Spurl" was at the bottom is pretty neat.

Thank You.
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scott.jpgScott - 6203 Posts
09/08/2016 @ 07:29:29 PM
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Thanks for the free entertainment. I joined this here shindig back when you were still ripping off ESPN's now defunct (or defunked, depending on your perspective) Page 2 in color scheme and most of their name. It's been an interesting ride.
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hoochpage.JPGSarah - So's your face
09/09/2016 @ 12:23:18 PM
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Off to a great start, stupid Broncos.
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09/11/2016 @ 12:16:38 AM
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Mental Floss has an article about the history of the name of each NFL franchise that includes this interesting fact about the Vikings that I wasn't aware of.

"The expansion franchise also became the first pro sports team to feature its home state, rather than a city, in the team name."

Pretty cool, if you ask me. I questioned it a bit, if only because the Twins actually started the same year, 1961, and begin their season earlier. However, I figured maybe the Vikings franchise began first, or was at least named first, which, as far as I can tell, seems to be the case. Also, doing a bit of research into this led me to find some other cool things, but that's maybe for another time and place.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/25650/whats-nickname-origins-all-32-nfl-team-names
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09/11/2016 @ 02:20:06 PM
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sarah.jpgSarah - So's your face
09/12/2016 @ 07:57:30 AM
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Ah the unpredictability of the NFL, although not really sure why I even considered picking the Browns. #Fail
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09/12/2016 @ 03:36:46 PM
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Sarah Wrote - Yesterday @ 02:20:06 PM
Nutcan.com never forgets.


That was an odd comment for someone to turd. Someone is anti 9/11
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