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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

I could take 18.
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2887.gifAlex - 3618 Posts
04/02/2008 @ 12:53:34 PM
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Put me down for 23.

I'm assuming this site is supposed to be generating interest in a new Fox reality show, right?

Edit: Or else maybe it's part of a teacher's job application process?
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Alex messed with this at 04/02/2008 12:56:47 pm
face.bmpCarlos44ec - "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."
04/02/2008 @ 02:07:16 PM
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32 here. Keep in mind that you are facing an enemy (details here don't matter) without fear and will stop at nothing to kick your ass. Moral compass should have nothing here, just the fact that these little hellions are coming for you.

Self preservation. Just like that teacher who almost got assaulted by the students- its us or them, people. And it sure as hell won't be me!
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Carlos44ec messed with this at 04/02/2008 2:13:49 pm
jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
04/02/2008 @ 03:33:28 PM
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Well I think I looked at like I can't be 100% sure of these kids' intentions and on some level would be holding back because they're just kids (and I mean REALLY just kids.) If it were some sort of 5 year old zombie apocalypse, then there would be some high flying, beating kids with other kids, or their limbs (depending on how securely they're attached), action.
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Jeremy perfected this at 04/02/2008 3:33:55 pm
jeremy.jpgJeremy - Always thinking of, but never about, the children.
04/02/2008 @ 03:35:57 PM
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Also, here's what Carl is talking about.

http://www.twincities.com/national/ci_8775430
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - Check yourself before you wriggity wreck yourself.
04/02/2008 @ 10:10:21 PM
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And this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
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flower .jpgPackOne - She's got the whole wide world singing baby's song.
04/02/2008 @ 10:51:20 PM
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jon.jpgJon - 1000000 posts (and counting!)
04/03/2008 @ 04:27:24 AM
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What do they mean by "how many COULD I take"?
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jon.jpgJon - 2847 Posts
04/03/2008 @ 04:30:06 AM
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Seriously though, age 5? As Jeremy alluded to, that's quite a small child. Even if they were attacking me, they'd be so cute doing it I'd probably just giggle.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - Broadcast in stunning 1080i
04/03/2008 @ 09:05:16 AM
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Careful Jon, I think even mentioning you think 5 year olds are cute might land you on a certain list, now-a-days. You work/worked at a school, so the authorities are already 95% sure you're a pedophile.
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sarah.jpgSarah - 4091 Posts
04/03/2008 @ 09:03:03 PM
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I could also take down 18 kids.
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thumbnailCAW1I0O3.gifMatt - Washington Bureau Chief
04/03/2008 @ 11:16:25 PM
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
04/04/2008 @ 07:41:18 AM
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"I could take 18. " Jeremy
Sarah Wrote - 04/03/2008 @ 09:03:03 PM
I could also take down 18 kids.


You know, they say that after years of marriage couples begin to think, act, and even look alike. We're all very sorry, Sarah.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - I hate our freedoms
04/04/2008 @ 09:59:57 AM
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Sarah got a boost because, not surprisingly, she said she would lay into the kids without mercy.
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reign_of_fire_150.jpgMicah - 584 Posts
04/05/2008 @ 04:37:11 PM
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I got 28 and I'm pretty sure I am on par with Carl due to our complete lack of morals in beating children senseless.
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Micah messed with this at 04/05/2008 4:37:18 pm
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