Alex - 3619 Posts 04/02/2008 @ 12:53:34 PM
Put me down for 23. I'm assuming this site is supposed to be generating interest in a new Fox reality show, right? Edit: Or else maybe it's part of a teacher's job application process?		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Alex messed with this at 04/02/2008 12:56:47 pm

	Carlos44ec - 2079 Posts 04/02/2008 @ 02:07:16 PM
32 here. Keep in mind that you are facing an enemy (details here don't matter) without fear and will stop at nothing to kick your ass. Moral compass should have nothing here, just the fact that these little hellions are coming for you. Self preservation. Just like that teacher who almost got assaulted by the students- its us or them, people. And it sure as hell won't be me!		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Carlos44ec messed with this at 04/02/2008 2:13:49 pm

	Jeremy - 9375 Posts 04/02/2008 @ 03:33:28 PM
Well I think I looked at like I can't be 100% sure of these kids' intentions and on some level would be holding back because they're just kids (and I mean REALLY just kids.) If it were some sort of 5 year old zombie apocalypse, then there would be some high flying, beating kids with other kids, or their limbs (depending on how securely they're attached), action.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.
Jeremy perfected this at 04/02/2008 3:33:55 pm

	Jeremy - 1.21 Gigawatts!?!? 04/02/2008 @ 03:35:57 PM
Also, here's what Carl is talking about. http://www.twincities.com/national/ci_8775430		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	PackOne - She's got the whole wide world singing baby's song. 04/02/2008 @ 10:10:21 PM
And this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	PackOne - At the Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale. 04/02/2008 @ 10:51:20 PM
17		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jon - 3282 Posts 04/03/2008 @ 04:27:24 AM
What do they mean by "how many COULD I take"?		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Jon messed with this 4 times, last at 04/03/2008 4:34:15 am

	Jon - 3282 Posts 04/03/2008 @ 04:30:06 AM
Seriously though, age 5? As Jeremy alluded to, that's quite a small child. Even if they were attacking me, they'd be so cute doing it I'd probably just giggle.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.

	Jeremy - Pie Racist 04/03/2008 @ 09:05:16 AM
Careful Jon, I think even mentioning you think 5 year olds are cute might land you on a certain list, now-a-days. You work/worked at a school, so the authorities are already 95% sure you're a pedophile.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.

	Sarah - How do you use these things? 04/03/2008 @ 09:03:03 PM
I could also take down 18 kids.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Matt - Washington Bureau Chief 04/03/2008 @ 11:16:25 PM
22		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Carlos44ec - Tater Salad? 04/04/2008 @ 07:41:18 AM
"I could take 18. " Jeremy Sarah Wrote - 04/03/2008 @ 09:03:03 PM I could also take down 18 kids. You know, they say that after years of marriage couples begin to think, act, and even look alike. We're all very sorry, Sarah.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - 9375 Posts 04/04/2008 @ 09:59:57 AM
Sarah got a boost because, not surprisingly, she said she would lay into the kids without mercy.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Micah - I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way! 04/05/2008 @ 04:37:11 PM
I got 28 and I'm pretty sure I am on par with Carl due to our complete lack of morals in beating children senseless.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.
Micah screwed with this at 04/05/2008 4:37:18 pm