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Left-handers more at risk of mental illness

Someday Wendy and I will snap and take you all with us.
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - What the F@#$ am I being arrested fo?
07/31/2007 @ 09:48:42 AM
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how are you going to trust a Brittish newspaper? Everyone knows trusting the Brits will get you in trouble.
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wendy.gifWendy
07/31/2007 @ 10:07:34 AM
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Oh no, they've gotten to you too.
It's a conspiracy! They're after us!
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - As Seen On The Internet
07/31/2007 @ 10:14:19 AM
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Let me tell you something. It IS a conspiracy. You right handers have no idea what it's like in the left handers minority. I defy you to find a minority more systematically oppressed than left handed people!

Though to be fair, we are all evil.

So how should this work Wendy? I figure we can start killing people along 94 and meet somewhere around Tomah, grab a quick bite to eat, then set off down I-90 and see how long our psychopathic swath of murder and destruction makes it before the right handed "man" takes us down.
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reign_of_fire_150.jpgMicah - 584 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:17:17 AM
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Is there a log anywhere of when people logon to this site. I'd like to know the average time in which Jeremy, Carl, Wendy and myself get bored at work and logon to check if anything has been posted. Apparently today that time is now for all of us.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8821 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:19:21 AM
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Every hit to every page is logged, it's just a matter of using the logs for something. We used to have fancy graphs of when we where here. Maybe I can reuse them.
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Jeremy screwed with this at 07/31/2007 10:22:10 am
wendy.gifWendy - 163 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:25:44 AM
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Jeremy - if at all possible, I'd like to concentrate some of the killing in my television market so the anchor I hate the most will have to read about me on air at least a few dozen times til they catch us.
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wendy.gifWendy
07/31/2007 @ 10:26:15 AM
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Sometimes I read the page in the morning when I'm getting ready (now) or late evening when I'm bored at work (7p-8p)
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - Since 1980!
07/31/2007 @ 10:35:15 AM
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I have some things I do every morning- when my web pages are loading or my data is being processed I look around a bit.

I do the same with Wiki after lunch.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8821 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:36:25 AM
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Wendy Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 10:25:44 AM
Jeremy - if at all possible, I'd like to concentrate some of the killing in my television market so the anchor I hate the most will have to read about me on air at least a few dozen times til they catch us.

Wouldn't you be helping that person's career then? Clearly they just need to be the first to go. A pair of left handed scissors to the temple. You know, the rusty, half-working, pair your teacher would have to spend 10 minutes trying to unearth every time it was time to cut something in school.
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Jeremy perfected this at 07/31/2007 10:36:49 am
vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:47:28 AM
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What does the Old Testament say about being left handed?

The Arabs use their left hands for "personal cleanliness" in a region not known to have much TP.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8821 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 10:59:59 AM
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Judges 20:16

[16] Among all this people there were seven hundred chosen men lefthanded; every one could sling stones at an hair breadth, and not miss.
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wendy.gifWendy - 163 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 11:03:06 AM
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I hated those left-handed scissors! I cut right-handed, but I'd always get stuck with those and end up with a piece of jagged half-cut paper.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8821 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 11:22:21 AM
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Yeah, you quickly learn to just use right handed everything.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 11:49:41 AM
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So then how are you still left handed? Just conform! I mean, it's just a choice, right?
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Carlos44ec messed with this at 07/31/2007 11:50:33 am
jeremy.jpgJeremy - Cube Phenomenoligist
07/31/2007 @ 12:00:44 PM
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Well I still write left handed, I just did it on desks, notebooks, and in a language, intended for right handed people.

After taking notes for a whole class my hand would ache due to resting on the spiral portion of the notebook for the whole class, with nothing else to take pressure off of it because the "arm rest" was on the other side of the desk. My hand would be black from dragging it through what I'm writing and what I was writing was often smudged and useless in the end anyway.
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Jeremy screwed with this at 07/31/2007 12:01:44 pm
wendy.gifWendy - 163 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 12:24:43 PM
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And don't forget can-openers, rulers, golf clubs, guitars... the list goes on and on.
I'm naturally left-handed of course but to adapt I can sew with both hands and play pool with both hands.
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wendy.gifWendy
07/31/2007 @ 12:31:54 PM
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And Carl? Ha. Ha.
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2887.gifAlex - You've got to trust your instinct, and let go of regret
07/31/2007 @ 12:31:57 PM
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1 in 100 people are affected by schizophrenia?
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scott.jpgScott - 6216 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 12:54:33 PM
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I can't sew with either hand. What now?
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wendy.gifWendy
07/31/2007 @ 01:00:47 PM
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Scott Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 12:54:33 PM
I can't sew with either hand. What now?


Isn't that what girls are for?
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8821 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 01:19:04 PM
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Wendy Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 01:00:47 PM
Scott Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 12:54:33 PM
I can't sew with either hand. What now?


Isn't that what girls are for?

For merits in excellent posting:
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Jeremy messed with this at 07/31/2007 1:22:30 pm
reign_of_fire.jpgMicah - 584 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 01:36:47 PM
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Why didn't you just flip the notebook around and go back to front?
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - Super Chocolate Bear
07/31/2007 @ 01:41:27 PM
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I tried that, it didn't feel right. It's surprisingly hard to "rewire" yourself to do that. I tried upside-down too.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 02:19:26 PM
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Micah Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 01:36:47 PM
Why didn't you just flip the notebook around and go back to front?


Never go back to fr..... nevermind, I'll take the high road
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - The pig says "My wife is a slut?"
07/31/2007 @ 02:20:35 PM
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Say "hi" to Denny.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."
07/31/2007 @ 02:57:08 PM
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huh?
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scott.jpgScott - 6216 Posts
07/31/2007 @ 08:42:02 PM
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Wendy Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 01:00:47 PM
Scott Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 12:54:33 PM
I can't sew with either hand. What now?


Isn't that what girls are for?


I'm a closet feminist. I kinda wish I knew how to sew.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8821 Posts
08/13/2007 @ 10:27:56 AM
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It's Left Handers Day

leftorium.jpg
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Jeremy messed with this at 08/13/2007 10:28:04 am
wendy.gifWendy - 163 Posts
08/13/2007 @ 10:30:09 AM
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Left-handed high five!!
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
08/13/2007 @ 11:36:55 AM
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conform
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
08/13/2007 @ 11:40:45 AM
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From your linked website: "Sinistrophobia is the fear of left-handedness."

Take the root- sinistro. Sinistro, from sinistral- or left. Also found in the definition are notes are: "sinister", "dark", "grim", and "scary-ass mofo's with scooters"
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - Robots don't say 'ye'
09/17/2007 @ 10:58:07 AM
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We're taking back what's ours!!!
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2887.gifAlex - 3610 Posts
09/17/2007 @ 12:32:20 PM
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Like O.J.?
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
09/17/2007 @ 02:16:16 PM
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You may be taking back, but you are all going to be crazy as loons pretty soon anyway
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matt.jpgMatt - Ombudsman
10/06/2007 @ 05:36:39 PM
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Carlos44ec Wrote - 08/13/2007 @ 11:40:45 AM
From your linked website: "Sinistrophobia is the fear of left-handedness."


I always thought that it was a fear of this guy:

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Matt perfected this at 10/06/2007 5:38:38 pm
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