Left-handers more at risk of mental illness

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Left-handers more at risk of mental illness

Someday Wendy and I will snap and take you all with us.
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	Carlos44ec - 2079 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 09:48:42 AM
how are you going to trust a Brittish newspaper? Everyone knows trusting the Brits will get you in trouble.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Wendy - 163 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 10:07:34 AM
Oh no, they've gotten to you too. It's a conspiracy! They're after us!		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - As Seen On The Internet 07/31/2007 @ 10:14:19 AM
Let me tell you something. It IS a conspiracy. You right handers have no idea what it's like in the left handers minority. I defy you to find a minority more systematically oppressed than left handed people! Though to be fair, we are all evil. So how should this work Wendy? I figure we can start killing people along 94 and meet somewhere around Tomah, grab a quick bite to eat, then set off down I-90 and see how long our psychopathic swath of murder and destruction makes it before the right handed "man" takes us down.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Micah - 584 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 10:17:17 AM
Is there a log anywhere of when people logon to this site. I'd like to know the average time in which Jeremy, Carl, Wendy and myself get bored at work and logon to check if anything has been posted. Apparently today that time is now for all of us.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - Broadcast in stunning 1080i 07/31/2007 @ 10:19:21 AM
Every hit to every page is logged, it's just a matter of using the logs for something. We used to have fancy graphs of when we where here. Maybe I can reuse them.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Jeremy perfected this at 07/31/2007 10:22:10 am

	Wendy - 163 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 10:25:44 AM
Jeremy - if at all possible, I'd like to concentrate some of the killing in my television market so the anchor I hate the most will have to read about me on air at least a few dozen times til they catch us.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.

	Wendy - 163 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 10:26:15 AM
Sometimes I read the page in the morning when I'm getting ready (now) or late evening when I'm bored at work (7p-8p)		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Carlos44ec - Since 1980! 07/31/2007 @ 10:35:15 AM
I have some things I do every morning- when my web pages are loading or my data is being processed I look around a bit. I do the same with Wiki after lunch.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - 9506 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 10:36:25 AM
Wendy Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 10:25:44 AM Jeremy - if at all possible, I'd like to concentrate some of the killing in my television market so the anchor I hate the most will have to read about me on air at least a few dozen times til they catch us. Wouldn't you be helping that person's career then? Clearly they just need to be the first to go. A pair of left handed scissors to the temple. You know, the rusty, half-working, pair your teacher would have to spend 10 minutes trying to unearth every time it was time to cut something in school.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Jeremy screwed with this at 07/31/2007 10:36:49 am

	Carlos44ec - 2079 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 10:47:28 AM
What does the Old Testament say about being left handed? The Arabs use their left hands for "personal cleanliness" in a region not known to have much TP.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.

	Jeremy - Super Chocolate Bear 07/31/2007 @ 10:59:59 AM
Judges 20:16 [16] Among all this people there were seven hundred chosen men lefthanded; every one could sling stones at an hair breadth, and not miss.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Wendy 07/31/2007 @ 11:03:06 AM
I hated those left-handed scissors! I cut right-handed, but I'd always get stuck with those and end up with a piece of jagged half-cut paper.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.

	Jeremy - Super Chocolate Bear 07/31/2007 @ 11:22:21 AM
Yeah, you quickly learn to just use right handed everything.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Carlos44ec - 2079 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 11:49:41 AM
So then how are you still left handed? Just conform! I mean, it's just a choice, right?		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Carlos44ec screwed with this at 07/31/2007 11:50:33 am

	Jeremy - 9506 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 12:00:44 PM
Well I still write left handed, I just did it on desks, notebooks, and in a language, intended for right handed people. After taking notes for a whole class my hand would ache due to resting on the spiral portion of the notebook for the whole class, with nothing else to take pressure off of it because the "arm rest" was on the other side of the desk. My hand would be black from dragging it through what I'm writing and what I was writing was often smudged and useless in the end anyway.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Jeremy edited this at 07/31/2007 12:01:44 pm

	Wendy - 163 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 12:24:43 PM
And don't forget can-openers, rulers, golf clubs, guitars... the list goes on and on. I'm naturally left-handed of course but to adapt I can sew with both hands and play pool with both hands.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.

	Wendy 07/31/2007 @ 12:31:54 PM
And Carl? Ha. Ha.		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.

	Alex - Who controls the past now controls the future 07/31/2007 @ 12:31:57 PM
1 in 100 people are affected by schizophrenia?		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Scott - Resident Tech Support 07/31/2007 @ 12:54:33 PM
I can't sew with either hand. What now?		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Wendy - 163 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 01:00:47 PM
Scott Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 12:54:33 PM I can't sew with either hand. What now? Isn't that what girls are for?		Rate this comment Yours: Total: Rated 1 times.

	Jeremy - 9506 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 01:19:04 PM
Wendy Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 01:00:47 PM Scott Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 12:54:33 PM I can't sew with either hand. What now? Isn't that what girls are for? For merits in excellent posting:		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Jeremy edited this at 07/31/2007 1:22:30 pm

	Micah - Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land. 07/31/2007 @ 01:36:47 PM
Why didn't you just flip the notebook around and go back to front?		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - 9506 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 01:41:27 PM
I tried that, it didn't feel right. It's surprisingly hard to "rewire" yourself to do that. I tried upside-down too.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Carlos44ec - 2079 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 02:19:26 PM
Micah Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 01:36:47 PM Why didn't you just flip the notebook around and go back to front? Never go back to fr..... nevermind, I'll take the high road		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - The pig says "My wife is a slut?" 07/31/2007 @ 02:20:35 PM
Say "hi" to Denny.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Carlos44ec - 2079 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 02:57:08 PM
huh?		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Scott - 6225 Posts 07/31/2007 @ 08:42:02 PM
Wendy Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 01:00:47 PM Scott Wrote - 07/31/2007 @ 12:54:33 PM I can't sew with either hand. What now? Isn't that what girls are for? I'm a closet feminist. I kinda wish I knew how to sew.		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - 1.21 Gigawatts!?!? 08/13/2007 @ 10:27:56 AM
It's Left Handers Day		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Jeremy edited this at 08/13/2007 10:28:04 am

	Wendy 08/13/2007 @ 10:30:09 AM
Left-handed high five!!		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Carlos44ec - 2079 Posts 08/13/2007 @ 11:36:55 AM
conform		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Carlos44ec messed with this 2 times, last at 08/13/2007 11:37:33 am

	Carlos44ec - "Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else." 08/13/2007 @ 11:40:45 AM
From your linked website: "Sinistrophobia is the fear of left-handedness." Take the root- sinistro. Sinistro, from sinistral- or left. Also found in the definition are notes are: "sinister", "dark", "grim", and "scary-ass mofo's with scooters"		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Jeremy - Cube Phenomenoligist 09/17/2007 @ 10:58:07 AM
We're taking back what's ours!!!		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Alex - 3619 Posts 09/17/2007 @ 12:32:20 PM
Jeremy Wrote - 09/17/2007 @ 10:58:07 AM We're taking back what's ours!!! Like O.J.?		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Carlos44ec - "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." 09/17/2007 @ 02:16:16 PM
You may be taking back, but you are all going to be crazy as loons pretty soon anyway		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.

	Matt - Ombudsman 10/06/2007 @ 05:36:39 PM
Carlos44ec Wrote - 08/13/2007 @ 11:40:45 AM From your linked website: "Sinistrophobia is the fear of left-handedness." I always thought that it was a fear of this guy:		Rate this comment Yours: Rated 0 times.
Matt perfected this at 10/06/2007 5:38:38 pm