The Nutcan.com Feature Wishlist

11/25/2007 2:52 am
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Christmas is coming so now is the time of year for you to get in your wishes for features on Nutcan.com.

Wish it had rss feeds of legitimate sites displayed?

Wish it sent reminders when NFL games you haven't picked yet were nearing?

(Let's pretend "make it so it's up at least 10% of the time" is at the top of everyone's list.)

Let this forever be the official feature request and discussion thread.
flower .jpgPackOne - Non-Creator
11/25/2007 @ 11:15:00 AM
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Profiles with pictures and info - scaled down facebook.

Ability to post thread topics, not just links.

Sarah banned from fantasy and pick em'.

Bonus personal articles after your first 20,000 words.
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - What the F@#$ am I being arrested fo?
11/25/2007 @ 06:26:39 PM
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Dancing girls
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thumbnailCAW1I0O3.gifMatt - Washington Bureau Chief
11/26/2007 @ 07:31:14 AM
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I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - ...and Bob's your Uncle!
11/26/2007 @ 10:24:48 AM
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You can't ask for privacy and expect to get it- not as long as you are indicated by your Tag line as "Washington Bureau Chief." That kinda puts you out there, slugger!
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - The pig says "My wife is a slut?"
11/26/2007 @ 11:00:42 AM
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Whoosh!
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
11/26/2007 @ 03:25:23 PM
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FYI - The site will likely be down later tonight. We're moving hosts.
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flower .jpgPackOne - There's music to play. Places to go. People to see.
11/26/2007 @ 03:28:51 PM
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Can I add musical interludes and my top movies to my profile after that?
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - Cube Phenomenoligist
11/27/2007 @ 10:50:09 PM
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PackOne Wrote - 11/26/2007 @ 03:28:51 PM
Can I add musical interludes and my top movies to my profile after that?


I've done "bios" before, they went no where.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - Super Chocolate Bear
11/27/2007 @ 11:52:52 PM
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How's that for a lickety-split website!
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - It's a sin that somehow, light is changing to shadow.
11/28/2007 @ 01:22:44 PM
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Holy webspeed Batman.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
11/28/2007 @ 03:54:15 PM
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Jeremy said "I've done "bios" before and they went no where."

Maybe that is because you had like 10 members that all knew each other.
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thumbnailCAW1I0O3.gifMatt - Ombudsman
11/29/2007 @ 02:33:55 PM
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We should be able to change ratings that we've previously given.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - What the F@#$ am I being arrested fo?
11/29/2007 @ 05:28:16 PM
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why, so you can jump on the ratings bandwagon?
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
11/30/2007 @ 10:25:33 AM
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I wished apon a Tech Support person here at work and got the corporate DNS flushed just so I could 'can from work.

Very much better host, what are the financials on this one? Should I send my dollar to the Mrs. and Mr. Sarah B house?
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 1.21 Gigawatts!?!?
11/30/2007 @ 10:54:16 AM
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It costs $0.00 a month. I did just have to re-up the nutcan.com domain though.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
12/01/2007 @ 12:39:33 AM
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Matt Wrote - 11/29/2007 @ 02:33:55 PM
We should be able to change ratings that we've previously given.


Tada
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jon.jpgJon - 2847 Posts
12/01/2007 @ 06:33:09 AM
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Jeremy Wrote - 12/01/2007 @ 12:39:33 AM
Matt Wrote - 11/29/2007 @ 02:33:55 PM
We should be able to change ratings that we've previously given.
Tada


Now we should be able to erase them also. In case we rate the wrong comment or something. But maybe there should be a time limit. Like you can change within ten minutes or something. Cause too much revision can be lame possibly. Then again, maybe something is proven to be better with time. Of course, then maybe there should be some additional feature to reflect that you gave a rating originally but you increased it later. Or decreased it I guess.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - Broadcast in stunning 1080i
12/11/2007 @ 01:08:40 AM
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Ok, I've significantly upgraded the User profiles.

You can upload a picture of yourself and/or an avatar that will represent you on the site. If you enter a myspace page your profile will show all the photos from your myspace page.

If you enter your last.fm username it will pull some of the flash goodies from that website about what kind of music you like. (See mine for an example.)

As you can see the "Currently Visiting" area has been changed to use said pictures, and also links to your profile.

I will eventually work the information off your profile into the pages more, but this is good enough for now.

Edit: FYI - I may have also broken many things, so let me know if you see something.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - No one's gay for Moleman
12/11/2007 @ 12:16:28 PM
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Also, it seems like every computer I've seen decided the one thing it would cache was the css file, so you might have to clear your cache to see the "Current Visitors" in its intended glory. (They should be in little gray boxes, and not stacked on top of each other.)
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
12/11/2007 @ 03:29:59 PM
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Also, Carl, since you can't see your own Avatar (or at least not the thumbnailed version) I'll let you know it didn't work. Don't upload a bmp. Put mspaint away for a moment.

(Gif, jpeg, or png should be acceptable)
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - She's got the whole wide world singing baby's song.
12/11/2007 @ 08:50:30 PM
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My favorite team is the world's greatest Green Bay Packers. How come it doesn't show up in my profile? Huh? Huh?
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - ...and Bob's your Uncle!
12/12/2007 @ 09:56:02 AM
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i like the avatar thing, just don't know about attaching my myspace info to this.

It's harder to pick on strangers if they can find out who I am!
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l_ad719f619e5ad7f4b593814445bf63ec.jpgRUFiO1984 - Two raw eggs in the morning
12/12/2007 @ 11:06:37 AM
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Carlos44ec Wrote - 12/12/2007 @ 09:56:02 AM
i like the avatar thing, just don't know about attaching my myspace info to this. It's harder to pick on strangers if they can find out who I am!


Hilarious, you just have to step your game up!
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
12/15/2007 @ 12:06:08 AM
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Sweet deal on the tiny pic/team icons by the way. Five tree nuts.

You should be able to see your own avatar listed on the current nutcanners online board. Not that you don't know your already there, merely because I think it would be cool.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
12/15/2007 @ 12:09:47 AM
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Carlos44ec Wrote - 12/12/2007 @ 09:56:02 AM
i like the avatar thing, just don't know about attaching my myspace info to this. It's harder to pick on strangers if they can find out who I am!


That pic kinda creeps me out man.
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flower .jpgPackOne - There's music to play. Places to go. People to see.
12/16/2007 @ 09:59:35 AM
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PackOne Wrote - 12/15/2007 @ 12:06:08 AM
Sweet deal on the tiny pic/team icons by the way. Five tree nuts. You should be able to see your own avatar listed on the current nutcanners online board. Not that you don't know your already there, merely because I think it would be cool.


Jeremy is an add on wishlist machine. Like a transformer only better.
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2887.gifAlex - 3618 Posts
12/31/2007 @ 12:22:27 PM
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How about a link to the top of the page at the bottom of the page?
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
12/31/2007 @ 02:28:27 PM
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Tada!
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
01/01/2008 @ 12:07:14 AM
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Alex Wrote - 12/31/2007 @ 12:22:27 PM
How about a link to the top of the page at the bottom of the page?

Great idea.

Great execution.

EDIT(tm): Moving the link up so that you can hit it after your post would be mint.
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PackOne screwed with this at 01/01/2008 12:15:48 am
jeremy.jpgJeremy - No one's gay for Moleman
01/02/2008 @ 10:33:56 AM
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By the way the "take me to the top" link is a global change on every page other than the index page. If you see a page it looks stupid on, let me know.
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jon.jpgJon - 1 bajillion posts
01/02/2008 @ 03:21:02 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - 01/02/2008 @ 10:33:56 AM
If you see a page it looks stupid on, let me know.


How about all the pages.
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jon.jpgJon - Nutcan.com's kitten expert
01/02/2008 @ 03:29:19 PM
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By the way, I'm not sure how I would change it. (Truthfully, I don't understand the need for the link, but I'm not denying there is one or anything since two people at least seem to like it.)

Put it on the side maybe? make it legible?
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
01/02/2008 @ 03:34:24 PM
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I'm posting this just so that I can use the button.
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newalex.jpgAlex - Ignorance is bliss to those uneducated
01/02/2008 @ 06:04:26 PM
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At the risk of disclosing trade secrets, here's how I work the can:

go to homepage
expand Current Threads
go to anything new in order of oldest first
once finished on that thread repeat step 3 until caught up

The link is nice because instead of having to scroll all the way back up to the top to get to Current Threads again, it's just click the link (and I guess I tend to keep my mouse in the bottom-middle of the screen whilst reading anyway) and click the next topic. Some threads are pretty long and it takes a good 5 seconds (the time for this thread, it's not even that long of a one) to scroll all the way back to the top. I don't have that kind of time to waste. For that matter, I'd rather have Current Threads expanded by default instead of Newest Posts. For that matter, I don't think Newest Posts is even useful, unless you want to ignore posts by certain users.

The link font could be a little bigger for readability.
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Alex screwed with this at 01/02/2008 6:04:52 pm
flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
01/02/2008 @ 08:05:32 PM
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I scour the can much the same way. This being the case, to streamline the process even further, after posting the next screen needs to default to the page bottom completely.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - As Seen On The Internet
01/02/2008 @ 11:13:02 PM
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I sort of intended the link to be tiny so it doesn't stand out too much. There's no real way to get it to fit in anywhere, unless anyone has a better idea.

The current threads thing will be opened by default and should take you to the last comment that you haven't read, assuming you've read the page at all. By which I mean if you haven't read the blog post at all it won't jump to the first comment. If 5 new comments are on a page you've been to it will jump down to the first (oldest) of those 5. If anyone sees it not behaving like this let me know. I like that idea, though I didn't do it at first because the date on the Current Threads is (and makes sense to be) the newest content on that page but now the link might potentially go to a comment older than that date. I'm just afraid a few mental midgets won't be able to process this discrepancy and will instead be left furrowing their brow in a vein attempt to understand the situation. I think it makes it much more functional this way. Between the jumping down and link back up it should be much faster to see all the new content.
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2887.gifAlex - Ignorance is bliss to those uneducated
01/02/2008 @ 11:30:06 PM
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Yay!

So is "vein" a tricky reference to a bulging vein on the furrowed brow, or did you mean "vain"?
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - I hate our freedoms
01/02/2008 @ 11:31:07 PM
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Ha, I better get some props for this.

I added a keyboard shortcut for the uber nutcan aficionados out there.

Firefox users hit Alt+Shift+N, IE Users hit Alt+N then Enter to be walked through the site. Now you don't even have to know where you are or where you'll go. Just hit the key combo be taken right to the next New thing you haven't read and repeat til you run out of nutcanny goodness.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
01/03/2008 @ 07:32:12 AM
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eh. seen better.

Just kidding, that's pretty smooth for an intra-web designer person
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - Cube Phenomenoligist
01/04/2008 @ 12:38:31 AM
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Also, I just ponied up some dough to keep nutcan.com through 2013. Coincidentally, I've finally added that "Donate" button so many of you have been begging for all these years.

Edit: FYI: Paypal will need to do some extra verification for donations over $2000, so let me know if any of you need help with that.
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newalex.jpgAlex - Who controls the past now controls the future
01/04/2008 @ 12:46:43 AM
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rofl - I need to vacuum.
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jon.jpgJon - 2847 Posts
01/04/2008 @ 08:59:44 AM
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Alex Wrote - 01/02/2008 @ 06:04:26 PM
At the risk of disclosing trade secrets, here's how I work the can: go to homepage expand Current Threads go to anything new in order of oldest first once finished on that thread repeat step 3 until caught up The link is nice because instead of having to scroll all the way back up to the top to get to Current Threads again, it's just click the link (and I guess I tend to keep my mouse in the bottom-middle of the screen whilst reading anyway) and click the next topic. Some threads are pretty long and it takes a good 5 seconds (the time for this thread, it's not even that long of a one) to scroll all the way back to the top. I don't have that kind of time to waste. For that matter, I'd rather have Current Threads expanded by default instead of Newest Posts. For that matter, I don't think Newest Posts is even useful, unless you want to ignore posts by certain users. The link font could be a little bigger for readability.


First of all I commend you for your bravery. You have now lost all of your edge you had in browsing but you added greatly to my understanding.

Anyway, not that I think it's a big deal, but since we all like being dorks toward each other, you could hit the back button, which would take you to the main page where the current threads would be also. Then again, since a few weeks ago, that method has resulted in an error type blank page that requires another back button push (but just the first time you back up to the main page, not the others I think), of course your mouse pointer is generally closer to this new link, I guess this makes sense.

Personally though, I don't like going from inside page to another inside page. I always go back to the main page inbetween. Just seems more tidy.

Also, I'm glad the link looks better. And just because I pointed out that it sucked big time the first time, doesn't mean I have to get zero nut rated. That was a joke. kind of.

Also, I like that current threads defaults.

I'm not sure I like the automatically going to the post you haven't read. I generally don't like links that take you to halfway down a page though. Seems disorienting almost. But I see it's positives too.

As a point of nutcan history, we did previously have a donate button. I think when we first moved to a different host, or when we became nutcan. (Is host the right word? does that make us a parasite?) I think Matt may have donated a cent. (Which is the most he's added to the site in years! Oh no I didn't!) Personally, though, I think we've more than proven we are a premium content website. We should charge. Retroactively.

Anyway, keep up the good work suggesters, and Jeremy. Though, I'm a bit concerned Jeremy has just sat on his couch working on key stroke commands for the website rather than going to work the last two days.
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2887.gifAlex - 3618 Posts
01/04/2008 @ 12:36:50 PM
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Jon Wrote - 01/04/2008 @ 08:59:44 AM
Though, I'm a bit concerned Jeremy has just sat on his couch working on key stroke commands for the website rather than going to work the last two days.


Why do you think he just added the donate button now? emoticon
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - No one's gay for Moleman
01/04/2008 @ 12:58:00 PM
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That's right. The hundreds and hundreds of man hours I've invested in the site over the years has been on my own time, but I took off two days to take 5 minutes to add that keyboard shortcut.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
01/04/2008 @ 02:40:27 PM
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We've raked in a cool 20 cents so far from Packone, which is 20 times larger then our previous largest donation! Buy stock now!
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
01/04/2008 @ 03:42:50 PM
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Check it now...

I donated the money I made selling an old Palm m105 on eBay for a coworker (on company time). This donation is to save my soul from corporate hell.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - The pig says "My wife is a slut?"
01/04/2008 @ 04:05:43 PM
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The bar has been set!

Edit: And thanks.
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
01/04/2008 @ 04:23:54 PM
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I'd say "any time" but that would be a lie. I am now broke.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
01/04/2008 @ 11:08:59 PM
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More PackOne donations will be forthcoming when the Paypal account is re-upped shortly. It was supposed to be 20 bucks, I guess you have to add the decimal. Now I have 19.80 for food.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
01/05/2008 @ 09:45:19 PM
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How about working on the search feature. I was looking for the World of Warcraft thread which I believe is labled WOW. Nothing.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
01/06/2008 @ 02:27:47 AM
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Words less than 3 don't get added. I could change that though.

Thanks for the donations everyone, you're starting to make me feel guilty, Nutcan.com is a not for profit organization. Maybe I should get nutcan.org.

Edit, it's the 2nd one if you search for WOW.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
01/06/2008 @ 09:46:19 AM
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we thought we were buying nutcan stock.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - I believe virtually everything I read.
01/14/2008 @ 10:23:52 AM
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60 more cents for the Nutcan Coffers! We'll be buying out myspace before we know it.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
01/14/2008 @ 01:17:28 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - 01/14/2008 @ 10:23:52 AM
60 more cents for the Nutcan Coffers! We'll be buying out myspace before we know it.


Non-Creator management has authorized a portion of all Paypal transactions to be diverted to nutcan.com.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
01/14/2008 @ 02:08:55 PM
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Wait, what?
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - "That's what I call gettin a piece of Pi"
01/14/2008 @ 04:27:12 PM
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Our Paypal transactions are minimal at best. You got the 60 cents left over from the sale of Madden 08 with free Rumblepad on Ebay.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
01/15/2008 @ 05:49:31 PM
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Jeremy,

Any relation to a Jake (insert your last name here)?
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - Always thinking of, but never about, the children.
01/15/2008 @ 06:06:38 PM
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Nope.
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flower .jpgPackOne - The girls all know he's "way cool" Jr.
01/15/2008 @ 06:12:41 PM
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Ah.

Thanks.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - Always thinking of, but never about, the children.
01/15/2008 @ 10:14:47 PM
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Now, to be fair I wouldn't really say I over analyzed anything. I mean really all I did was remember that you had asked me that before and found the thread. If anything I guess you could say I over thought the situation, or went a little above and beyond to be a semi-jerk about my response.
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Jeremy edited this at 01/15/2008 10:15:03 pm
avatar2345.jpgPackOne - That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
01/15/2008 @ 10:17:02 PM
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Well put. Coincidentally, I was originally going to link it to Wikepedia word jerk. Then, I thought you might steal my taglines. I still appreciate the banter.

EDIT(tm): I did find it interesting you remembered. I had no clue. It was semi-impressive.
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PackOne edited this at 01/15/2008 10:18:18 pm
flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
01/26/2008 @ 11:03:23 AM
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I hit donate because I felt bad about calling Matt names.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
01/30/2008 @ 04:55:34 PM
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For my 500th post I'll say thanks for the post counter I just noticed.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
02/03/2008 @ 01:48:37 AM
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There's now super fancy NFL profiles that show you how good or bad you are at picking a particular team.

You can get to them via your normal profiles or the by clicking on your names on the NFL Pick pages.

It was Matt's idea, so if it's stupid blame him. I will, however, accept any praise/cash prizes.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - Yeah, and you don't stop, 'caus its 1-8-7 on a ...
02/04/2008 @ 01:30:46 PM
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Nice feature, Matt. Will send prize to Jeremy.
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flower .jpgPackOne - There's music to play. Places to go. People to see.
02/07/2008 @ 02:17:58 PM
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How about a Valentines theme? Or, a PackOne birthday theme?
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/07/2008 @ 07:44:14 PM
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Just a thought, and if an ensuing debate occurs you can move this post to the appropriate thread. How about a spell check feature? I personally think spell check has ruined a generation of writers, however, it would cut down on the occasional time wasted double checking an occasional hmm.

EDIT(TM): Also, I never got this one. "All your base are belong to NutCan.com"
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02/07/2008 @ 08:18:48 PM
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All your base
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02/07/2008 @ 08:39:13 PM
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Computer guys are hardcore.
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02/07/2008 @ 08:44:01 PM
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Yeah, suffice it to say that I believe Jeremy added that one.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - Always thinking of, but never about, the children.
02/07/2008 @ 10:17:35 PM
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Firefox has spellcheck built in.
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02/08/2008 @ 11:22:32 AM
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Jeremy Wrote - 02/07/2008 @ 10:17:35 PM
Firefox has spellcheck built in.


Nerd
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
02/08/2008 @ 12:30:18 PM
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Ie spellchecker: http://www.iespell.com/download.php
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/08/2008 @ 12:52:30 PM
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It werks guud.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - Robots don't say 'ye'
02/08/2008 @ 01:23:01 PM
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It must not, you misspelled 2 out of 3 of those words.
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02/08/2008 @ 03:52:43 PM
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You must have the math checker too.
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flower .jpgPackOne - Push the little daisy's and make em come up.
02/12/2008 @ 06:31:32 PM
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Did I get banned from links?
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
02/12/2008 @ 11:17:18 PM
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I really doubt it, what happens?

I've replaced the "Zero nutty" X I've never liked with the nutcan turd. I've also changed something that's always bugged me, which was that the "zeroth" element shouldn't "light up" unless that's specifically picked.

You don't rate an X (turd) AND 3 nuts, you rate an X (turd) OR nuts.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 09:26:12 AM
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I tried to post a link on Udeze yesterday and it never showed up. Takes me to the link page like usual after posting a link, but it wasnt there. Tried three times.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - I believe virtually everything I read.
02/13/2008 @ 10:21:18 AM
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It would appear it's just broken.

Update: You actually caught a pretty critical bug in the newest update to our library. It could have done damage to more than just nutcan. 3 cheers for PackOne.
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02/13/2008 @ 11:20:04 AM
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Jeremy Wrote - 02/12/2008 @ 11:17:18 PM
I've replaced the "Zero nutty" X I've never liked with the nutcan turd.


I vote against the change. I think the fewer "turd" graphics on a page the better. I say maybe put something like a "null set" symbol. You know, the zero with a line through it. Or maybe an emoticon (non moving) that displays the "what the crap is this person talking about?" emotion. There could be all sorts of other options. Suggestions anyone?
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02/13/2008 @ 11:22:52 AM
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Take it up with the ombudsman.
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02/13/2008 @ 11:27:10 AM
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Clean up your weiner poopy!
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 11:33:19 AM
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If should be a little picture of that old lady saying "My gosh."

We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopy from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks without picking up their poopy in our yards this has upset us dearly so please clean up all the wiener poopy if you want to see Jesus unharmed
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02/13/2008 @ 11:34:37 AM
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Jeremy Wrote - 02/13/2008 @ 11:22:52 AM
Take it up with the ombudsman.


As one of the "Big 4", Jon is exempt from having to go through the Ombudsman. So says the Ombudsman.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 11:36:53 AM
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I like how the turd steams. It's a great incentive to give more turds.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 12:31:13 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - 02/13/2008 @ 10:21:18 AM
It would appear it's just broken. Update: You actually caught a pretty critical bug in the newest update to our library. It could have done damage to more than just nutcan. 3 cheers for PackOne.


Blind, dumb luck is awesome.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 12:32:51 PM
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I hate the turd, always have.
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02/13/2008 @ 12:48:18 PM
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Well, whatever, the replacement has to be small and the on and off have to be the same width. Have at it. I just hated that X from day one.
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2887.gifAlex - 3618 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 12:53:10 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - 02/13/2008 @ 10:21:18 AM
It would appear it's just broken. Update: You actually caught a pretty critical bug in the newest update to our library. It could have done damage to more than just nutcan. 3 cheers for PackOne.


Whose library?
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - Cube Phenomenoligist
02/13/2008 @ 01:00:05 PM
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Congress'. What do you mean "whose?"
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2887.gifAlex - I don't need to get steady I know just how I feel
02/13/2008 @ 01:05:45 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - 02/13/2008 @ 01:00:05 PM
Congress'. What do you mean "whose?"


You said "our library", just wondering exactly what that means.
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02/13/2008 @ 01:08:07 PM
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Where I work.
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2887.gifAlex - Who controls the past now controls the future
02/13/2008 @ 01:20:59 PM
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Free beta testing then aye? Don't give me that Congress' jibber jabber. You think you're Clemens or something?

I also think the turd is kind of crappy.
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02/13/2008 @ 03:55:34 PM
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HA. Mister Pun. You should have a Pun-off with Sarah's dad!
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 04:02:08 PM
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Would anyone like to see some sort of comment paging system? How would you envision that looking? Some of these longer thread count pages take a bit to download/render.

I've looked into doing one before, but the practicalities of getting it to work with the updating and everything have stopped me.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - Make my own decisions. That's my perogative.
02/13/2008 @ 05:47:17 PM
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I have no idea what that is. How about a live chat window for those really serious real-time discussions?
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2887.gifAlex - Ignorance is bliss to those uneducated
02/13/2008 @ 06:50:42 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - 02/13/2008 @ 04:02:08 PM
Would anyone like to see some sort of comment paging system? How would you envision that looking? Some of these longer thread count pages take a bit to download/render. I've looked into doing one before, but the practicalities of getting it to work with the updating and everything have stopped me.


Not unless you have some awesome new way of doing it. Otherwise people don't realize they're jumping into a 4 page long thread and they repost something or take things out of context.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 07:16:20 PM
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Alex Wrote - 02/13/2008 @ 06:50:42 PM
Jeremy Wrote - 02/13/2008 @ 04:02:08 PM
Would anyone like to see some sort of comment paging system? How would you envision that looking? Some of these longer thread count pages take a bit to download/render. I've looked into doing one before, but the practicalities of getting it to work with the updating and everything have stopped me.
Not unless you have some awesome new way of doing it. Otherwise people don't realize thery'e jumping into a 4 page long thread and they repost something or take things out of context.


Ah ... that was computer guy talk for those little page thingies. I agree with Alex for the third time.
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matt.jpgMatt - 3354 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 07:43:04 PM
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I like the idea of a paging system, as long as I get pager number 324.
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02/13/2008 @ 07:45:18 PM
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Seriously though, I like the idea as long as it is done in a way where it is easy to tell that there are multiple pages of comments (how that is best accomplished, I don't know).
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/13/2008 @ 09:31:36 PM
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Change the turd to a jar of peanut butter or a picture of Barbara Bush.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 04:32:18 PM
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You should post more updated front page content. There has been alot of behind the scenes banter on first impressions.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - I hate our freedoms
02/27/2008 @ 04:37:06 PM
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We speak English on this site, Sir.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 04:55:50 PM
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Uh, never mind. I really root for this site, and put links to it in numerous places. I just think when people come here for the first time, they should say wow. Not read about Packer games from 2002. I'm not trying to be a dick.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 05:02:17 PM
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Well, what do you suggest should be on there?

Edit: Your current options as far as nutcan content is concerned:

x Newest Articles
x Articles from the archive
x newest blogs
x newest links
x most "popular" blogs/links/articles
x most recent comments
last comment from x most recent threads

Edit again:

Non nutcan content that's possible:
Sports scores
Weather
Rss feeds from other sites
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 05:31:50 PM
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All non nutcan content is fine but creativity should be done internally. Although, you could call it Inutcan. Or, how about just some articles on more current events/discussions. I really wasn't talking total overhaul or anything. Enron was a long time ago.

EDIT: More newest Articles. Or newest blogs.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 05:44:29 PM
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Well, those things aren't really meant to be new, and are clearly indicated as such.

The best solution would just be to have more content period, but that's not really all that feasible.

It would be possible to rotate different things in that spot as well. We don't just have to pick one thing to be there.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 05:47:02 PM
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Why is more content not feasible? Maybe the Ombudsman could work out something with the non-creators, thus ending some of your content issues.
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02/27/2008 @ 05:49:08 PM
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So submit something to the ombudsman and I, I'm pretty sure I could cut a deal with the guy that runs this joint.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 05:50:18 PM
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I bet I know that one of the "Big Four" is working 90+ hours per week right now, that's why she's not posting new slop.

I dunno what's up with Matt and Jon though...
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 05:51:40 PM
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I don't know the direct number to the Ombudsman cave.
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newalex.jpgAlex - Ignorance is bliss to those uneducated
02/27/2008 @ 06:05:10 PM
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Maybe it would help to put current threads in the middle instead of current articles, and increase that to like 4 of them and then have the Gems below that, and replace current threads on the right side with an article section. At first glance then the site would seem to be more active, instead of having the 2nd most recent content being 5 months old.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - The pig says "My wife is a slut?"
02/27/2008 @ 06:05:15 PM
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Well Sarah hasn't written an article since 02/01/2004 I'm not sure tax season is a valid excuse. Jon wrote one 9 months ago. Matt last wrote one in 04/04/2004.

That said none of us are in the position to crank out an article a week, and unfortunately isn't there really any incentive to. They never seem to inspire half the comments/thought/reaction that posting a link or 100 work blog do.

I do have a half written article though.

my name @ this place is my email.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - Broadcast in stunning 1080i
02/27/2008 @ 06:07:21 PM
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Alex Wrote - 02/27/2008 @ 06:05:10 PM
Maybe it would help to put current threads in the middle instead of current articles, and increase that to like 4 of them and then have the Gems below that, and replace current threads on the right side with an article section. At first glance then the site would seem to be more active, instead of having the 2nd most recent content being 5 months old.


Our mission statement here at Nutcan has always been to operate under the disillusioned notion that our articles are our most important content.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 06:11:05 PM
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Give me an hour. I just read a cool article.
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flower .jpgPackOne - Yeah, and you don't stop, 'caus its 1-8-7 on a ...
02/27/2008 @ 06:50:50 PM
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You should have a haiku of the day section too.
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sarah.jpgSarah - 4091 Posts
02/27/2008 @ 07:09:20 PM
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PackOne Wrote - 02/27/2008 @ 06:50:50 PM
You should have a haiku of the day section too.

lame
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - Push the little daisy's and make em come up.
02/27/2008 @ 07:17:07 PM
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brett favre rules
so do the brewers,
and bucky.
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flower .jpgPackOne - You analyze me. Tend to despise me. You laugh when I stumble and fall.
02/28/2008 @ 05:35:03 PM
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I guess my skillz aren't good enough. Non-creation sucks.
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02/29/2008 @ 03:41:09 AM
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Jeremy Wrote - 02/27/2008 @ 06:05:15 PM
my name @ this place is my email.


Do I have one of these?

I gave out my old page 3 address to some people years ago, but I don't know if that was even a valid address.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
03/01/2008 @ 01:55:28 AM
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If we're going to unify content on the main page we're going to need to get more descriptive pictures. To that end I've added a picture grabber to the page when you're adding/editing a link. Feel free to pick out some pictures for the last few links you've posted and let me know if you have any issues.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - No matter how many MC's I eat up ... oh, it's never enough.
03/01/2008 @ 03:48:01 PM
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I see nothing that grabs anything. What am I missing?
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hoochpage.JPGSarah - 4091 Posts
03/01/2008 @ 05:04:36 PM
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You don't see a big button to Fetch the Pictures?
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/01/2008 @ 06:22:22 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - 03/01/2008 @ 01:55:28 AM
Feel free to pick out some pictures for the last few links you've posted and let me know if you have any issues.


I went back to a link I posted. There is no way to edit it. I saw the button when I tried the post a new link, link, though.
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jon.jpgJon - 2847 Posts
03/01/2008 @ 07:09:52 PM
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there is a way to edit it by clicking on the pencil icon. However, when I hit the fetch pictures thing it didn't seem to come up with any, unless I'm doing it wrong.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/01/2008 @ 08:25:12 PM
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No pencil for me.
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03/01/2008 @ 08:32:44 PM
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It's kind of hidden. It's not on that link's "main" page with all the comments on it.

From the nutcan homepage, go to "view all links" and then in the "posted" column, the pencil icon should be visible for the links you posted.
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flower .jpgPackOne - Don't mess with Jeremy. He owns your tag lines.
03/05/2008 @ 08:30:49 PM
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So, can we get some of the features of a Word program. IE italics, bold, link, etc., for those of us not really ready to program.
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scott.jpgScott - If you aren't enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.
03/06/2008 @ 11:29:43 AM
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I want Brett Favre back. emoticon
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
03/06/2008 @ 12:12:04 PM
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Watching the conference right now.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - I hate our freedoms
03/06/2008 @ 05:38:35 PM
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5893-1.jpg


Err.....I'm not sure I did that right.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
03/06/2008 @ 05:48:03 PM
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PackOne Wrote - 03/05/2008 @ 08:30:49 PM
So, can we get some of the features of a Word program. IE italics, bold, link, etc., for those of us not really ready to program.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/06/2008 @ 05:52:15 PM
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Also, can some one give me the run down on RSS feeds? Specifically, what they are and why I would want to start using them.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - I believe virtually everything I read.
03/06/2008 @ 06:17:48 PM
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PackOne Wrote - 03/06/2008 @ 05:48:03 PM
PackOne Wrote - 03/05/2008 @ 08:30:49 PM
So, can we get some of the features of a Word program. IE italics, bold, link, etc., for those of us not really ready to program.


We've tried those before, they just loaded the pages down with crap. Links "link" themselves anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSS_(file_format)
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/06/2008 @ 06:31:46 PM
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That is sweet.
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scott.jpgScott - Ma'am, can you make sure your computer is turned on?
03/06/2008 @ 06:55:54 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - 03/06/2008 @ 05:38:35 PM
5893-1.jpg
Err.....I'm not sure I did that right.


That's good enough for me.
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flower .jpgPackOne - No matter how many MC's I eat up ... oh, it's never enough.
03/08/2008 @ 12:46:58 PM
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I want to put a banner with my sig. What are the chances of that?
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03/09/2008 @ 01:11:37 AM
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Zero, I hate those.
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03/09/2008 @ 06:49:34 AM
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03/09/2008 @ 06:56:05 AM
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trash1.gif
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03/09/2008 @ 06:56:38 AM
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trash2.gif

I'm submitting some things for the replacement of the turd. I would have put them all in one comment but there seems to be some sort of recursive thing going on because the second file would show up as the first plus the second. (so it looked like the thumb, thumb and trashcan,...) Also, I got these from iconbazaar, so if we use them I guess we should give credit so I'm putting it down here so I don't forget.

This wasn't exhaustive, but I'm tired now so I'll add some later if I find the will. Any other ideas?
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - Well you can get this lapdance here for free.
03/14/2008 @ 08:35:31 PM
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I would like to know the edit history of my comments for say my last four hundred posts. I want to see if the spell checker has been effective. Graph form please.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
03/17/2008 @ 04:21:53 PM
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not a lot of action today on the 'can. Suppose that's a good thing, yet I don't know why it would be.

I hereby give Jon steaming hot turds for his comments on getting rid of the turds.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/19/2008 @ 11:10:18 AM
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Is there a way to add an IMG to posts?
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
03/19/2008 @ 11:17:22 AM
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"My Files"
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - It's a sin that somehow, light is changing to shadow.
03/19/2008 @ 12:02:38 PM
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Cool.

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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/19/2008 @ 12:03:56 PM
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Double Cool.

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03/19/2008 @ 12:07:00 PM
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And Triple Cool.

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03/19/2008 @ 12:57:17 PM
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Ill quit after this.

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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
03/19/2008 @ 12:57:28 PM
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stop spamming us with custom graphics!
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03/19/2008 @ 12:58:38 PM
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I think you can download a PackOne filter. I'm done now.
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flower .jpgPackOne - No matter how many MC's I eat up ... oh, it's never enough.
03/19/2008 @ 01:10:20 PM
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I have moved on to person spam.

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flower .jpgPackOne - There's music to play. Places to go. People to see.
03/19/2008 @ 01:27:38 PM
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Heh.

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face.bmpCarlos44ec - Tag This
03/19/2008 @ 01:37:34 PM
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are you bored? I have some data entry that might take a few minutes off your hands. emoticon
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/19/2008 @ 01:43:32 PM
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Spring break just doing nothing.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
03/19/2008 @ 01:46:59 PM
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How about you make us some sort of logo. Preferably a dancing nut and can.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - More posts than they wanted.
03/19/2008 @ 01:55:49 PM
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Okay deal gimme six hours.
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."
03/19/2008 @ 02:14:20 PM
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give it a face that would remind us of Shake from Aquateens!
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - Check yourself before you wriggity wreck yourself.
03/19/2008 @ 02:42:53 PM
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Start tearing it apart.

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03/19/2008 @ 05:02:54 PM
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Ha. Maybe it should be a nut debating a can.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - Don't mess with Jeremy. He owns your tag lines.
03/19/2008 @ 05:20:39 PM
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I was thinking along the lines of this nut thinks your opinion is trash. That sums up the site pretty good. Change the turd to a can and done.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - The pig says "My wife is a slut?"
03/19/2008 @ 06:14:22 PM
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Also, by "A nut dancing with a can" I meant animated, preferably as obnoxious as possible.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - More posts than they wanted.
03/19/2008 @ 08:19:29 PM
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I cant do an animated gif. Sorry strictly CS3 action.
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vignette.bmpCarlos44ec - Tater Salad?
03/20/2008 @ 07:53:22 AM
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can I get a copy of your CS3? I only have Elements
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/20/2008 @ 05:19:49 PM
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I don't know how to copy it, plus, I'm sure it's UW protected somehow. I have the whole suite.
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03/20/2008 @ 08:36:05 PM
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I can get you a copy Carl....if you email me your address I might send it to you.
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
03/21/2008 @ 09:31:20 AM
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Oh heck yes- although I have your old emails- micah@yourlastname.com and your lloyd one.
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goodlooking.jpgcraig - 14499 Posts
03/21/2008 @ 10:50:47 PM
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Why, is "My Favorite Team" limited to the NFL? Why not the NHL, the MLS, the EPL, or the CFL? Why indeed.
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question_mark.gifcarl is away (Guest)
03/22/2008 @ 08:58:54 AM
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NHL= Bad, MLS = not a lot of people care, EPL? What? CFL? No thanks.

:-)
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/22/2008 @ 09:44:41 AM
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I would like and MLB and NBA and NCAA option as well.
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - www.digi.com
03/24/2008 @ 06:27:30 PM
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I want a top-line tag that reads. "What the Nut, Can?"

or is there one already?
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
03/24/2008 @ 06:28:10 PM
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PackOne Wrote - 03/22/2008 @ 09:44:41 AM
I would like and MLB and NBA and NCAA option as well.


NCAA what.. boys, girls- bball, fball, baseball, diving, what?
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
03/24/2008 @ 06:49:38 PM
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Since your so engaging today Carlos, I want a Badger Curling Team option specifically.
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - 2078 Posts
03/24/2008 @ 08:53:50 PM
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Jeremy- Make it so.

I don't think it worked. Damn, must be out of batteries.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - Don't mess with Jeremy. He owns your tag lines.
03/29/2008 @ 07:02:09 PM
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Why does it sometimes say there are like 172 guests in here?
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
03/30/2008 @ 01:48:42 AM
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Usually some jerk ass spidering the site pretending to be a normal person. Looking for email addresses and stuff.
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - I believe virtually everything I read.
04/20/2008 @ 11:46:52 PM
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What is the nutcan community's feelings on unifying the nutcan content in to one big umbrella. That is, get rid of the blurred lines between article, blog, and link and just have one content management system. We could still section things off based on word count, or something, assuming that's even beneficial.

Does the Article vs Link vs Blog thing help organize the site, or does the lack of a distinction between them hurt the site? Articles were going to be long in depth things, with pictures, blogs were supposed to be in between length, personal, "You'll never guess what happened today" type stuff. (Like for when some middle aged housewife absconds with your lunch. ) Links were just supposed to be "Hey, check this out."

I don't think many people, however, notice or care about that distinction, and I'd like to add the ability to add pictures to blogs and links. I've thought about doing this before, but decided against it because I really don't want to turn this into a message board.

I'm picturing one system that you could attach as many pictures (with potential caption), or external links to, as need be.

What do y'all think?
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jon.jpgJon - Nutcan.com's kitten expert
04/21/2008 @ 05:11:38 AM
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Crap, I had a huge comment then I went to look at our organization and went to different pages and never saved my comment.

Probably for the best, I ramble sometimes, or all the time, so I'll shorten it up.

I'm a separatist when it comes to nutcan content.

I like having articles where we can present things with (hopefully) a little more thought, time, and work and organization to them.

Blogs, like Jeremy kind of said, I look at as talking about things more conversationally, or little stories or thoughts from the day. Usually shorter or less organized thoughts or things involving sandwiches. Plus, it's a good place for talking about shorter "life-span" things. Like this week's sporting event that will be out of our minds by next week, when the next big event happens.

To me, they're just too different to completely lump together. They are already kind of mixed on the front page, which seems fine, but I like keeping some distinction.

And the links I think definitely need to be distinct. We're kind of just like a third party pointing to someone else's work. Plus, sometimes people just want a list of things on the web that other people found interesting. They shouldn't have to sift through a bunch of other stuff to find that.

If I can attempt an analogy for the situation, I'd say it's like clothing. The articles are like your nicer, dress up type stuff. And the other things are your everyday or worse stuff. You can keep them in the same closet or dresser and that's fine, but you probably separate them within that, or if you don't, you at least don't just grab your dress pants, a t-shirt and your lawnmowing/yardwork shoes (does anyone else have these?) and wear them at the same time.

Plus, the dressy stuff isn't for everyday (or if you have a job where it is, then substitute tuxedo or something), just like the articles come on special occasions or whenever we get the motivation. But they get their time and place.

I'm not sure if that analogy is even appropriate, but it might be.

I would say, though, that on our current sidebar, I would like our archives link as the last entry on our personal dropdown list of blogs rather than under the heading of blog authors. Also, on our articles I think the archives should be the last entry rather than the first, which I don't catch sometimes.
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04/21/2008 @ 05:23:46 AM
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Oh, one thing I forgot to mention. It may mean nothing, but I think the things we've got the most hits or comments on, for better or worse, generally have been articles. I don't know if that means anything or is relevant or useful, but I thought of it.

It probably means mostly nothing since we could write the same stuff even if things were all organized the same, but I feel like I might not make the effort to create something more substantial or whatnot if there isn't that category for it. (Not that anyone comes to read my crap, it's all pregnant ladies and people wanting to yell at Sarah. Sometimes pregnant ladies who might also want to yell at Sarah.)
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04/21/2008 @ 09:39:32 AM
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Need hits, get on my page. Write a book with me.

www.citizenwausau.com/insertname
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - Since 1980!
04/23/2008 @ 09:33:11 AM
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binge Wrote - 04/21/2008 @ 09:39:32 AM
Need hits, get on my page. Write a book with me. www.citizenwausau.com/insertname


Don't need hits on this page, it's the football offseason where we catch our breaths and talk about the unimportant things in life- like election year politics.
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flower .jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
04/23/2008 @ 11:43:25 AM
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No I need hits. I am sure nutcan is fine and well.
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flower .jpgPackOne - First I limp to the side like my leg was broken.
05/01/2008 @ 07:19:47 PM
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The ability to tag links would be nice.
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reign_of_fire_150.jpgMicah - I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way!
02/03/2009 @ 03:09:26 PM
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Hey programmer...is there a way to include the "quoted" comments in the RSS feed. As is, there's no way to tell what they are referencing and you just get whatever was typed.
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jeremy.jpgJeremy - Cube Phenomenoligist
02/03/2009 @ 03:16:52 PM
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The problem becomes that there's no clear way to denote what's quote and what's new comment in the plain text feed.

I suppose I could play around with something like:

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Quote: Jon - 1/1/2011
Matt Sucks
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I agree!
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02/07/2009 @ 05:56:54 PM
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You know, I WAS planning on a New Year's Day 2011 "Matt Sucks" zinger, but the surprise is gone now. Thanks Jeremy, way to ruin the moment.
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matt.jpgMatt - Washington Bureau Chief
02/09/2009 @ 03:03:10 PM
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How about something like this.
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02/09/2009 @ 03:05:59 PM
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On second thought, maybe we should skip that idea. If Jeremy was in charge of it, it would probably turn out too salty. emoticon
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02/09/2009 @ 03:33:14 PM
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I wrote a review of those on the recipe website and "tore them a new one" so-to-speak and also critiqued the other reviewers. The review went into some sort of approval process and came out 1/4 of what I wrote and completely mangled.

Apparently, it's important to read the reviews, and not look at the rating at all, because people who had ever had those things period rated a 4 or 5, 95% of the reviews by people that have "made" them were something like "These are so great, I used half soy sauce and half brown sugar, then I dipped them in BBQ sauce and honey, and baked them for 45 minutes" It's really quite baffling that people can be so obtuse. You rated a recipe a 5 then proceeded to describe the completely different recipe you made up. How would this be any different than giving everything with "pizza" in the title a 5 because you like pizza? For that matter this isn't a whole lot different than rating everything with pizza in the title a 5 because you've made spaghetti.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Water-Chestnuts-Wrapped-in-Bacon/Reviews.aspx
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02/09/2009 @ 07:23:29 PM
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Matt Wrote - Today @ 03:03:10 PM
How about something like this.


Thanks, I needed that.emoticon
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face.bmpCarlos44ec - What the F@#$ am I being arrested fo?
02/09/2009 @ 09:48:01 PM
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I will see if I can get you the recipe from my inlaws. They make some great bacon wraps.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
02/10/2009 @ 10:56:10 AM
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Here is a better one. http://www.bbqaddicts.com/bacon-explosion.html
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - 8953 Posts
02/10/2009 @ 11:26:57 AM
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Oh my, that looks disgusting, and fantastic.
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02/10/2009 @ 11:28:43 AM
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She did have quite the lol session over this.
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newalex.jpgAlex - I don't need to get steady I know just how I feel
02/10/2009 @ 12:57:29 PM
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This will knock a couple weeks off your life expectancy. I think the government should require these websites to post the nutritional facts for their recipes emoticon (I think we should make this the official sarcastic tag)
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thumbnailCAW1I0O3.gifMatt - 3354 Posts
02/10/2009 @ 05:57:54 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - Today @ 11:28:43 AM


She did have quite the lol session over this.



GET OFF MY BACON!!!!
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newalex.jpgAlex - But let history remember, that as free men, we chose to make it so!
04/25/2013 @ 09:08:43 PM
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Jeremy Wrote - 01/04/2008 @ 12:38:31 AM
Also, I just ponied up some dough to keep nutcan.com through 2013. Coincidentally, I've finally added that "Donate" button so many of you have been begging for all these years.

Edit: FYI: Paypal will need to do some extra verification for donations over $2000, so let me know if any of you need help with that.


Can we get one of those clocks that counts down to count down to nutcan.com insolvency?
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fry6beeu9.jpgJeremy - Always thinking of, but never about, the children.
04/26/2013 @ 02:49:52 PM
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We were bailed out.
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avatar2345.jpgPackOne - 1528 Posts
05/09/2013 @ 06:58:13 AM
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Just re-posting my initial requests from 2007.

Profiles with pictures and info - scaled down facebook.

Ability to post thread topics, not just links.

Sarah banned from fantasy and pick em'.

Bonus personal articles after your first 20,000 words.
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05/11/2013 @ 06:48:08 PM
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PackOne Wrote - 05/09/2013 @ 06:58:13 AM
Just re-posting my initial requests from 2007.

Profiles with pictures and info - scaled down facebook.

Ability to post thread topics, not just links.

Sarah banned from fantasy and pick em'.

Bonus personal articles after your first 20,000 words.

Wait, what?
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