07/02/2003 11:06 am
The Page 3 staff and I went to Valleyfair yesterday on our annual company outing. I just wanted to make every one thinking about going aware that apparently Valleyfair has 2 new policies for admissions.
- Only one out of every 25 females let into the park can be 18 or older.
- Every girl under the age of 18 must be wearing a bikini top and the smallest amount of cloth that can still qualify as a pair of shorts
Seriously though there was like no direction you could look without fear of getting arrested. Just thought I would give any of you guys headed to Valleyfair a heads up and any of you pedophiles out there a good tip.